
Mean Machine
- Comedy
- Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Cast

Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan

David Kelly
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Geoff Bell
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